Monday, July 28, 2008

Joke Coke Woke Poke xD

Here's smthing lame to lighten up ur day ><

Husband and Wife
Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an

hour..'

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife : 'Yes or no.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your

picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there

be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl:

'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and

lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or

troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give

up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father

hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO

LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or

my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of

humor!'

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WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early..

HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do.

He
said: 'GO TO HELL', that's why I came home early.
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1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa
didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa
still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said 'what is
that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!!'
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John : it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John : i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards
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3 ladies were on a flight.

Suddenly the pilot informed them there was a technical
problem
and the plane was going to crash into the sea.
A Chinese lady quickly took her cosmetics set out and
started to doll herself up.
A Malay lady beside her questioned her on her
actions..
The Chinese lady replied that if she looked beautiful,

the guys coming to rescue survivors would usually save the
pretty ladies first.

On hearing this, the Malay lady started to put on all
her jewelleries.
An Indian woman sitting beside the Malay
lady was curious and questioned her.
The Malay lady said that the rescuers would save her
because
she would easily be identified by the glitter of
her jewels.

Then the Indian woman started taking her clothes off.
Both the Chinese and Malay ladies were shocked and
questioned her.
The Indian woman then replied
that rescue teams do not usually look for survivors.
They usually look for the 'Black Box' first!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Bajet Week 2

ARRRGGGHHH!!! So much for the bugdet week...
WE FAILED AGAIN!!! damn sad!!!! lol!

The motto

"SAVE, SAVE, SAVE MONEY!!"

is pretty RIDICULOUS!

This time I really donnoe wat to say. The way we spend this week was HORRIBLE!! Especially on FRIDAY!! haha..We didn't spend our money on movie or mcD. Instead, on parking ; food at...guess where..IKEA! ; and shopping! haha

We were looking for shirt-lah! Plain black long sleeve shirt for the choir recital! We found it!! AHH!! After walking for soooo many hours we found it! (guys were easy..gals..NO!) And the shop was.....G2000!!! haha

At first tat 2 guys found their shirt there. We, gals..after touring around (The Curve and 1Utama) we found it..at G2000 ALSO! Sad right..came back to the same place! And the price killed us!! To look for better quality shirt and long lasting (will be wearing till we graduate), G2000 is the place. And we got discount!! Because we became the member there! Just by paying RM10!! yea..the card damn cool and membership for LIFE! haha
Just hope tat uncle Ian wont change another color! If not I'll strangle him! After paying so much and wasting our time looking for tat shirt!!


Here are the receipts to show u..


Tat amount we spent for food in Ikea : RM67.37


This is the food that we bought, 3 soft drinks, 1 tea and free mineral water..

curry puff


Chicken Ham with lot of cheese

More Doughnutss, Cinnamon bun, (dunno wad)cake

Mushroom sauce with french fries


Meatball with french fries and rasberry jam


Chicken wings

This is the food that we ate that day...
EVERYONE listen...!!!
the meat ball damn nice..but the Rachel mix the mushroom sauce with the curry puff...
taste ok ny la..
but the Ng Soong Yan non stop said that food nice....


Chicken Ham with lot of Cheese: arrr....Mr.Andrew...ur mouth damn so big...don't bite meeee......

let take a happy and stupid face...haha

After that..jiawen and Andrew go bookstore to help rachel find the what what cecelia's book..but failed...
so...jiawen and andrew go there lepak lepak and find some book to "waste" our time..
Andrew found a book with all the cute animal : puppy, kitty....and cub also..and another book was about deep sea fishes...



See See See...all the fish...izzit same with the "fish" that we know??
(sorry, just we know only, outsider will blur about that)
(hopefully clarence can see it...haha)





See all the animal...so nice and cute...



These bills are the gal's shirt. Before discount RM109 each! Total : RM174.40


This is the guy's! RM64.50 each. Total : RM129




This belongs to RACHEL! Desperate for her CECELIA AHERN'S BOOK! Not enough cash d still wanna buy! Got the book still not enough..somemore wanna add CLEO magazine! OHHHMYGAWD!! lol

Thursday, July 24, 2008

ahh~ Cute Kitty became mommi xD

Remember the last time there was a cute kitty at our college??
Dunno when she became a mommi dy...!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~~
Her 3 kittens so darn cute lerr !!!!
hahahha...
The more Dramatic Jiawen is gonna react =P


Family of Four.. in a box...


Ahhh~~Kitten #1


Kitten #2.. xD


Ahh... kitten #3...xD

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Bajet Week..( Mission FAILED!! )

Our latest motto..

" SAVE, SAVE, SAVE MONEY!!"

Oh well..we're desperate for cash now! Very desperate...the way we spend for the past 2 weeks or last month was quite horrible. So, we're desperate to save! The plan is kinda simple actually but I don think we made it this week! Let's start with Monday..

Monday (14/7/08)
Ahh..monday. This is the 1st day of our budget week. We ate.
..BREAD for lunch! Damn saddd....But for the sake of saving, NO CHOICE! So, Rachel brought hash brown, cheese and jam (orange flavor). Kevin brought strawberry jam. I brought bread and eggs. As for Andrew, he brought his EMPTY STOMACH! =.=" lol! Our stomach was grumbling at tat time but we waited for Rachel to return before we eat. Not for long, those 2 guys no longer can tahan anymore. They went and spend their money! And because them..I spent RM2 just to buy a bread!! ARRRGGHH! And tat was the most I used tat day. (strong TEMPTATION!) Anyway, bread was not enough for the guys..but for the girls! lol..Total up, Kevin spent the most..around RM8+ ; Andrew RM3+ ; me RM2 ; Rachel NOTHING!

Picnic-king!!

Tuesday (15/7/08)
Bread was not enough for the guys...ystd, they were ex
hausted and HUNGRY! So, the girls had to crack our brains just to think of wat is sufficient and can stop them from spending their money. Somehow, we ate chicken rice for lunch! lol..NOT bread. We went to the opposite road (somewhere near north wing UCSI) to eat chicken rice with...MARIAH aka Kelvin Kuan. Chicken rice seems to be enough for all of us till 5pm. (I have no eye deer whether Kevin spend his money or not). After lunch, we went SHOPPING at Giant! Not shop for clothes but FOODsss!!! We bought Maggie Mee, drinks and MENTOSss! So, total up..Kevin spent RM11.70 (chicken rice+maggie mee+drink+mentos) ; Andrew RM6.70 (maggie mee+drink+3 mentos) ; Rachel RM 18.90 (chicken rice+maggie mee+drink+mentos+jiawen's hutang) ; me RM9.80 (chicken rice+maggie mee+drink+mentos+Andrew's chicken rice)


Our receipt


Andrew got TIRED of walking..


Looking for black shirt for the guys (choir performance)

Wedne
sday (16/7/08)
We ate MAGGIE MEE for lunch!!!! lol..yea, went around to look for hot water and chopsticks. Aunties from block C and D supplied us some. On Wed, the guys were busy..after lunch they had performance.


They were playing for Beckham aka Khairy.

That 3 songs composed by Beckham were
Superhero, Electronic Satan and Maafkan Aku. Wed nth much to elaborate. Total expenditure, Kevin RM2 ; Andrew RM1.70 (obviously is hot dog and the 50sen) ; me RM2 (waffle Andrew paid the 50sen) ; Rachel..NTH AGAIN!!

Thursday (17/7/08)
Today, no maggie mee, no bread. (MAGGIE MEE NEED 3 DAYS TO DIGEST!!) So, we were thinking of wat to eat..wanna get something cheap and full! And we went to MAMAK for roti canai! Kevin ordered roti telur and roti planta, Andrew ordered 2 roti canai, I ordered roti telur, Rachel who went off for Ee Ling ate ro
ti canai ordered by Kevin. Kevin ordered 2 roti canai for her...but she only ate one. So, after lunch we went back to college to wait for Johan. We were supposed to meet him at 2.30pm but ended up meeting him at 3 something. Those 2 guys had a job interview at Yamaha Music center and THEY GOT THE JOB!!! yayyy!! lol! I followed along but Rachel didn't...class wat to do! We went there with Johan, Oscar and Johan's friend (cannot remember his name). I got nth to do there..so went and disturbed Oscar and Johan (end up being bullied by tat two!!) Yea, bout the EXTRA roti canai..we gave it to Johan (donnoe whether he eat it or not). The curry burst and dirtied Andrew's darling, the car!! (YEAAAHH!!) So, Johan n I have to clean Andrew 's car..aannddd, his car smeeelll like CCCCUURRRYYY!!!!! yeah!! (not my car) hahaa..ok. total up, Kevin spent RM ; Andrew RM ; me RM2.70 ; Rachel RM1.80.

Friday (18/7/08)

Morning was fine. Nobody spend their money. Everyone had their breakfast from home. So, can consider not bad la..It started after Recital or CF (christian fellowship). After CF we were rushing for a movie. We watched..J
OURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!!! That 3D movie really kill us! When Rachel and Kevin told me the price..i was like "WHAT THE HELL??!!" Mind my words but it was really shocking!. The ticket cost RM17 per person! Andrew gave the same reaction toooo! haha...we didn't know bout the price! Before the movie we went n "tapau" McD and it's not cheap. Just the 4 of us..we spent RM39.70! With the movie's price and McD..there goes our budget week. Budget..KONON!! Andrew was complaining..he just got the RM25 from the auntie he taught this morning and GONE in the AFTERNOON!! Total up, RM107.70!!! omigosh!!! We need to try harder.....haizzz!


Andrew enjoying his chicken!


Friday, July 18, 2008

UCSI's Contemporary Recital

Today..18 JULY,2008...i(Andrew) was rushing to school by taking KTM and UCSI bus..just because want to watch my sifu (Chua Kun Pek(Clarence)) play guitar..and the violin is electric 1..white..damn nice lor...don't believe??watch it by urself...haha...

video

Guitar: Clarence Chua
Drum: Emmanuel Santa Maria Chin (hahaha)
Bass: David Loo??i duno is Lu or Loo la...
Electric Violin: Jonathan
Piano: Forget what name already..so sorry..

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Ming's Birthday

Ah Ming's birthday fell on a weekday, so the four of us decided one day during lunch... 'Let's throw Ah Ming a celebration since he's so far from home'

So we got a cake for him and a mini box of cookies to take back to his condo.
He's 18 and yay happy happy he had friends who celebrated with him!
We originally planned to surprise him... but somehow the surprise didn't work. He must have found out about it somehow from someone. Oh well, what's important is that he has people who care about him here in college =)

These are some shots from the celebration:


The cake we bought, chocolatte!

The bunch of us who turned up =)

Ming cutting his cake

Making his 18th Birthday Wish... which he ended up telling us all... so he had to wish again.... =.="
Well we all had fun and we hoped he enjoyed it as much as we did.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Doodles~

Ahhh~
Cuz i was bored...
Here are some funny doodles of us xD
drawn by [rach]...



Saturday, July 12, 2008

Andrew's New Guitar - follow up montage

This is a follow up to the previous post by Andrew.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Andrew's new Ibanez Guitar..our new 'Member'..

Friends on Earth...today 11 July 2008, Andrew (me)..get my new guitar, that i desire for it since 3-4 month ago..
Today is the Day..wuakakaka...and not just my guitar, my friends: Kevin, Rachel, JiaWen, come and visit me and my house..

OK...let the story begin...

Today, Kev Rac Ren come and visit me, after that, we go a music center to get my(Andrew) new guitar..the Ibanez RG2550Z Galaxy White...number of guitar is 00-01..the first guitar from japan..galaxy white...wuakaka...

The moment i reach the guitar shop, i damn so nervous, happy and almost faint(haha, bluff only la)

After that, i get a great news from the salesman, he say, for now, im the only ONE who own this guitar, Bentley store just import one guitar ONLY..who wanna own this guitar, have to wait until September..so..Feel great of owning this guitar, im proud of it...hehehehehe

Below was some of the picture of my 'Wife'...hope u all enjoy it..

The Openning



Number..this is the proof..00-01



The Floyd Rose



J-Craft made





J-Craft Case




The Back





The Body






The Head



The Pickup




This is the moment i opened my new guitar, the one taking video is Kevin, thx man...
Beside that, was Rachel and JiaWen..
Thx for visit me and accompany me..
video

After that, we decided to have our lunch, so i make the decision to go to Chow Kit to eat Pan Mee..

Because we wanna to save petrol, we take bus..another reason is, we've take car and train before, so now take bus...haha..

After we reach Chow Kit, we walk walk walk and walk walk walk again and again...quite far...
we were hot, sweat and hungry..we walk through a path, a uncle say some thing bad word to Jiawen and Rachel...and their eye were so horny...

Finaly, we reach the stall, i order 5PanMee although we just have 4person there..and also LeongFun ice...waaa....damn nice....and im very very full, cause i eat 1 1/2 bowl of pan mee...gosh..big tummy...hahaha...while i eating, i sweat again, cause i put a lot of chili sos inside the panmee..

After that...while we walking back to take bus, a uncle pushing a trolly, suddenly his things all fall down from the trolly...the gentlemen, me and kevin, helping him to pick up all the stuff..So GENTLEMEN...hahahaha...
Then...take bus home lo...luckyly, we get a bus with air-cond...thx god...

Anyway...is a Happy day for me...thx my friends...cause make my friday different...and thx for the music center, cause help me get the guitar...

{Andrew}