Joke Joke Joking...

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry
me!'
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a
bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you
says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and
pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops
it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm
very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relat! ions.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I
want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.


Joke number 2..
One day at school,

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Joke number 3
"How to write a Letter to your Boss for Salary Raise"

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$of u$worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue$$what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,

The next day, you received this letter of reply :

Oh my dear:


I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the
NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

What the SUN can do to you

Its fun to be in the sun, especially when you're at the beach. But it can also be bad for you're skin if you are unprepared.

Looks like plastic doesnt it. Scaryyyy... and it hurts too.

So the next time anyone one of you head out to the beach, make sure you are protected!

Always, and i mean, ALWAYS, use sunblock! ;)

Our Future Target....Laptop.....

For study usages, Andrew, Kevin, Jiawen...started to plan to buy a laptop in their future..

A good function, good program, good application, good design, good look laptop had listed in our list.

Kevin and Andrew..have a target...that's.....Apple MacBook Pro..
New design. New features. New technologies in the new MacBook Pro.







Here's some new feature of the new MacBook Pro..

The Graphic card
The new MacBook Pro combines the efficiency of an integrated graphics processor with the desktop-class performance of a discrete graphics processor. That’s because it has both. Out of the box, it runs the integrated NVDIA GeForce 9400M processor, which provides plenty of performance for everyday use with up to 5 hours of battery life. But when you need turbocharged performance for the most graphically intensive tasks, the discrete NVIDIA GeForce 9600M GT processor delivers. And thanks to a new graphics architecture, it’s easy to switch between these two processors.

Precision aluminium unibody enclosure
From one solid piece of aluminium comes a MacBook Pro that’s thin and light, beautifully streamlined, and durable.

All-new, smooth glass Multi-touch trackpad
It’s redesigned with even more room for even more gestures. Now the entire glass trackpad is also the button, so it’s clickable everywhere.

Ultrathin 15-inch LED-backlit display
Stunning contours, seamless glass, and full screen brightness make everything you see flat-out spectacular. Including the display itself.
MacBook Pro Homesite

The next one is Jiawen dream laptop.
Dell XPS M1330

Sleek and Sexy As one of the thinnest and lightest laptops in its class, the XPS M1330 is a truly portable laptop. How did we get so thin? Our optional WLED display uses 32 tiny, white LEDs for a super bright, super skinny screen. Projected weight starting at just under 1.79 kg1 and featuring next-gen technologies like slot load optical drive, HDMI connection, Biometric Fingerprint Security, the XPS M1330 is the last word in leading edge high tech.

Ultimate Windows Vista® Productivity Take control of your PC with Microsoft’s latest operating system. Enjoy enhanced organisation, search features and network controls and use the new built-in Media Center to manage your digital photos, videos and music. Choose (PRODUCT) REDTM for this system and experience Windows Vista® Ultimate (PRODUCT) REDTM . Enjoy an exclusive screen saver, wallpapers and a special (PRODUCT) REDTM Dream Scene video wallpaper.

Technology That Makes An Impact Everyday we use our computers to connect and collaborate with others. And now you can use them to help change a life. Dell and Windows are proud to partner with (PRODUCT) REDTM . When you purchase Dell and Windows (PRODUCT) REDTM signature products a portion of sales will go to the Global Fund to help fight AIDS in Africa. It’s that easy, and it’s no extra cost to you.

Instant Gratification With just a push of a button, you’re in control. Use Dell’s exclusive MediaDirect with Instant Office to instantly access select Office applications, photos, videos, music and more without booting Windows.

Simple, Secure, Unique Have too many passwords? With Dell’s Biometric Fingerprint Reader, you can opt out of passwords and use your fingerprint to log into your system. The fingerprint reader also offers extra security to help protect sensitive documents and information.

Go Long Equipped with an optional 9-cell battery, the XPS M1330 is designed to minimize power consumption and it is expected to deliver up to 7 hours3 of mobile power – that’s up to 3 DVDs on a single charge Get Face to Face With the XPS M1330’s built-in 2MP* camera and dual digital microphone, you’ll have the power to connect with friends, family and colleagues around the globe. Video conference, chat or blog - the XPS M1330 brings the world to your laptop.

Dell XPS M1330 homesite

Just for FUN....!!!!!

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

(Passing requires only 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.

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ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) >From which animal do we get catgut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)

What do you mean, you failed?

Laugh...smile...LOL...A laugh for a day..makes you look younger..

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washingtonnot only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before

A Boring Day with A Boring Magic Show

Another day when all of us was hungry but don't know where to go. At the end, we decide to go burger king..cause we went Mc, KFC, Pizza Hut, Wong Kok...and lot more fast food shop..
We have our burger and kevin order a fried cheesy thing that i forget what name already, but it damn nice..
After all our meal, Kevin decided to do "a magic show"..
Here it is...

If you not understand what Kevin do..I'll explain it now...
1) He wants to use 3cups to cover a chili sos, that all the magicians use the cup that can't see through..but he used 3 ice cream cover to treat it as cup..dump right??haha
2)After that, he asked Rachel to picked one cover that contain the chili sos..

After all....the magic show is....Kevin use a ice cream cover to pretend as cup...
At the end.....Blah Blah Blah.....use all your imagination la, maybe my explanation not clear enough, hope you'll understand la...

This is our life...........TO HAVE FUN..........

Follow up - Jia Wen's new baby

Recently heard about JiaWen's new darling, well have not seen it? Now u get to see it first hand! well, not exactly first hand, but close enough...

Hope you guys like it xD

Something I cooked up since she had originally planned something similar. Enjoy!

Andrew's Teacher...The Great Musician

Andrew's Dear teacher..... the great mr jordon

an amazing musician, even a great recycling collector ;)

here's a recent clip of mr jordon in action!




Thanks Mr Jordon for keeping our spirits up! GodBless!

"Best" horror movie ever....

Today...3rd Oct...we have nothing to do and Rachel had end her class earlier than we thought..so..we plan to go MV (Mid Valley) for movie..

Actually we planned to watch Halloween..but at the end, we bought a movie called......Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane

The movie.........quite........don't know how to say...no good for criticize other...so...you all go watch already...let us know how is it la...hahahahaha.....XD....

And so......below is some photo clip of it...UNDER 18....AVOID IT.....!!!!!(Joking la....)

U - General Viewing for all ages
18SG - For 18+ with non-excessive violent/ horrifying scenes
18SX - For 18+ with non-excessive sex scenes
18PA - For 18+ with political/ religious/ counter-culture elements
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Jia Wen's new DARLING!!

Yes yes yes YES!!!! In case for those who donnoe wat is going on....my main transport, the car...which was a kancil had just changed to another car recently. Some might have met 'him', some haven't..I shall show u 'HIM'!! My new BABY!!! The Myvi!!! yeaaaahhhhh!!!

Finally, after one whole month and DAYS of suffer without air-cond and with all kind of problems, i got a new baby!!! yyeeaaahhh!!!

Tat kancil of mine, a not bad, just tat i donnoe how 2 appreciate it! lol...my deepest confession.
But then, I took good care of it!! There were few incidents occured to my little kancil. (i don think few is not a good word). In proper words,...i experienced all kind of incidents!!! Name me one!!! (not accident-lah!) From the tayar pancit, car key locked in the car, kancil accidentally KISSED a kelisa, being banged by a stupid wira (who pretended nth happened at all), air cond compressor spoiled, car overheated and radiator spoiled. SEEEE!!!!

My baby now, the new blue-greyish (better known as medallion grey) myvi got GEAR 5!!! (those 2 doo doo brains kept on insulting my kancil!!) With air cond and the best, GOT RADIO!!! Can play mp3 and WMA!!! lol!! Wondering where's the kancil? I passed it to my cousin sister! Too sentimental to sell it, so have to give it away.
Cut the crap, just watch out for my MYVI!!! lol!!

Additional news:
Mariah Kuan aka Kelvin Kuan is learning how to play the guitar from mr ANCHOO! Presenting, Mariah and his FARIDA!


Look at how happy Mariah is